Susannah

Protagonist
Name: Susannah 'SuperSuze' Wagner 
Race: caucasian female
DOB: March 25th, 2027
Occupation: Apparatchik Chick for the SCSG Coordinated Information Apparatchik

Discovered as an infant on the doorstep of Madame Maybell's House of Well Repute and Orphanage by Madame Maybell, Jim Witt, Walks Carefully on Eggshells Like a Bear (Navajo Russian agent), and Deputy Buckeye Buck, among other caring residents of Fireworks, Georgia. Upon entering puberty she instantly became The Most Beautiful Woman Ever, totally innocent, completely naive, playful, a living saint, and the foremost secret agent of the Apparatchik Chicks, an elite, all female battalion of the intelligence gathering arm of the Soviet Confederate State of Georgia, the Coordinated Information Apparatchik, or the CIA. She is the epitome of innocence and beauty, perfectly motivated, independent, with an inherent ability to execute any unrighteous order completely, but righteously, and in complete ignorance of any outside will to manipulate her. She's a baffling enigma to Cannibalus the Starveling - they are equals in maturity, but polar opposites in awareness of the states of their respective moralities. She's unaware of her perfection, Cannibalus is supremely aware of its own selfish Hunger. She's 14 years old.