Two Parrots

Protagonist
Name: Twit and Twerp
Race: African male and female
DOB:
Occupations: experimental subjects in genetic research


Two genetically engineered, highly intelligent African gray parrots who escape the lab and fly across the Atlantic Ocean to Austin, Texas and wind up living with Dreyfuss Marlowe and Todd Trilby. They make money for rent on the drag by doing parrot tricks, with Dreyfuss or Todd attending them. They are always arguing and frequently come to blows with one another, but they share a deep empathy for Dreyfuss and his plight. It's their idea that Todd should use DMT as a method for exploring other dimensions. They're both 7 years old.