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Trump's War

• 2016 Donald Trump is elected president of the United States.
• 2017 President Trump provokes the Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jung Il beyond his endurance.
• 2018 Kim Jong Il declares war on the United States.
• President Trump orders *cough* an unconditional surrender *cough cough* of all US forces to *cough* North Korea.
• 2019 Kim Jong Il can endure no further humiliation and launches a nuclear attack upon the south pole, weakening the western ice shelf substantially.
• One missile's guidance system malfunctions and detonates directly over the Ganges River on laundry day, killing hundreds of thousands of Indians.
• India retaliates with a nuclear attack against Pakistan. One missile's guidance system malfunctions and detonates directly over Tel Aviv, Israel.
• Israel launches a nuclear attack against Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, and Syria. One missile's guidance system malfunctions and detonates directly over Berlin.
• Pakistan launches a full scale nuclear attack against India, Israel, Turkey, and South Korea.
• Turkey launches a nuclear attack against Pakistan and North Korea. One missile's guidance system malfunctions and detonates directly over Pripyat, Ukraine.
• Ukraine launches a nuclear attack against Turkey and North Korea. One missile's guidance system malfunctions and detonates over Damascus.
• Egypt invades Israel.

• Etc...
• Peace in the Middle East.
• President Trump declares victory and an end to the War on Terror.
• 2020 Temperatures drop worldwide by 5°F.
• 2021 President Trump assumes 'emergency powers'.
• 2022