A summary for realsies kinda.

Read on, adventurer, your quest congeals. What? You don't have to read it.

This is what happens, roughly. Many details haven't been figured out, and some have. This will try to be an average of the story, with a few craters. I'm numbering events in order of happening, but they could be arbitrary, since it's all still elastic. I'm not gonna use dates because that makes things more complicated and throws me into the witch hunt, like last time.
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1. Donald Trump elected president.
2. There's a war between North Korea and Donald Trump.
3. During the war, North Korea nukes the South Pole because they think that's where Santa Claus lives.
4. Nuclear war escalates in the Middle East and kills 90% of all Muslims.
5. A coup to take out Donald Trump fails and Georgia is found guilty.
6. Exponential military buildup according to Trump's War on War.
7. West Antarctic Ice Shelf collapses due to North Korea's nuclear attack.
8. Sea levels rise worldwide by six meters (almost 40 feet).
9. Trump declares War on Global Warming.
10. Planetbuster bombs.
11. Aircraft carrier carriers.
12. Freeze ray, for freezing the moon.
13. The military spending bill is dumped on Georgia's doorstep.
14. Georgia secedes from the union. WAR.
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...here's where things start to get fuzzier.
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15. Dimensional rift opened to the Far Flung Hunger at Waxahachie, Texas.
16. Cannibalus the Starvling appears.
17. Big Junior advises President Ferlin Goolsby to order Atlanta razed to the ground with the Pulverizorator. MORE WAR.
18. Two genetically engineered parrots warn a heroin junkie in Austin, Texas of the coming apocalypse, because he's the only one - I mean, the closest one, and they're both really tired from flying across the Atlantic Ocean - who can summon Purl Ashblaque, the grunge wizard.
19. Dickjackson Jones installs the freeze ray on the moon.
20. Susannah Hicks secretly appointed as handler for Cannibalus the Starvling by Dempsey Witt, head of the Coordinated Information Apparatchik of Soviet Georgia.
21. Dreyfuss Marlowe encounters Ignatius, the demon drug dealer slaved to the will of Cannibalus, and Dreyfuss summons Purl Ashblaque for help.
22. Because of his cluster headaches, Dickjackson Jones steals the Flying Turtle and heads for Mars to investigate what his dreams of an erupting Olympus Mons could mean.
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...now it gets even more fuzzier.
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23. Dreyfuss has daddy issues with Purl. And drug issues with drugs.
24. Susannah Hicks has innocence issues with Cannibalus.
25. Dempsey Witt has guilt issues with the entire world situation, and frenemy issues with Ferlin.
26. Ignatius has control issues with Dreyfuss.
27. Big Junior has racial issues with Dickjackson Jones.
28. The narrator has insanity issues with the story.
29. Cannibalus has Starvling issues with our universe.
30. Humanity has self preservation issues with Cannibalus.
31. Purl has getting killed issues with Cannibalus.
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...and... now it's murk.
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32. Dickjackson Jones makes a discovery of vast import on Mars.
33. Susannah Hicks loses her innocence by trying to cure Cannibalus of his evil.
34. Dempsey Witt exacts revenge for Atlanta on Ferlin Goolsby, then commits suicide.
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...impossible to foresee details beyond this moment.
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Basically, what Dickjackson discovered was that Olympus Mons and her three sister volcanoes, Ascraeus, Arsia and Protonilus Mons, are all just God Buttons, to put it in human terms, of a controller which resets the universe back to the big bang. This is information gleaned from clues left in ancient Martian strata, billions of years ago by something that wanted somebody to figure it all out one day. It's also discovered that by inputting a 'cheat code', to put it into terms understandable by a human, that the universal reset can be reprogrammed so that it affects any arbitrary dimensional coordinates in space-time, as opposed to an entire universal reset.

What happens is, humanity shows no mercy to Cannibalus the Starvling, recently weakened by its battle with Purl, and programs the universal reset coordinates to the caldera of Olympus Mons and throws Cannibalus into the seething caldera, killing and deleting him forever from future history.

...the end.

Of course, this is very rough and subject to change. Plus, I've left out all of the intricate character relationships and subplots, which will all naturally congeal as this thing grows up into a real book, and not just a wooden book.

Oh yeah. Somewhere in there they gotta use that freeze ray for something. Probably on that little bastard Cannibalus to keep him still before they chuck him into the volcano.

And of course there's gotta be a love story or else it won't sell. Deep down in the nooks and crannies of all this bullshit, Susannah 'SuperSuze' Hicks falls in love with Dreyfuss Marlowe, who of course dies. I already wrote about that. So, it all ends in tears for everybody, and especially for poor Susannah. I swear there's no hidden meaning here. Seriously, I mean it. Susannah is a southern name, it was pure coincidence. Dead serious, here.