Notes and Thoughts

Notes and thoughts
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Mayonnaise makes me puke coat hangers. I am an enemy of mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is camel shit by another name. If mayonnaise were alive, I would murder it in the first degree with fire. Mayonnaise has a stupid name. Mayonnaise should be chucked onto a neuron star.
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Army - there is a ground army, which consists of military assets located inside the borders of Soviet Georgia at the time of its secession from the United States.

Air force - there is a skeleton of an Air Force, centered around two operational Air Force bases at the time of Soviet Georgia's secession from the United States - Robbins AFB and Moody AFB. The few functional assets are extremely outdated and in various states of disrepair. Soviet Georgia's functional Air Force consists mainly of hundreds of automated drones which were discovered in relatively good condition after having been sequestered for 20 years in a warehouse on the grounds of the long defunct Dobbins Air Reserve Base.

Navy - Soviet Georgia has no Navy to speak of. Georgia's sole major Naval Base, the Naval Submarine Base at Kings Bay, was completely inundated in 2021 as a result of the worldwide six meter rise in sea levels. All surviving United States naval assets were relocated to other bases, and Kings Bay was completely written off.
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Spray bottle filled with vinegar for spraying dogs

Apple magic trick, up down smash

Gap tooth spit trick

Hey everybody, here's Mr. Mouth

Empty Shelf - The Search for Food

Dumpster diving for dollar bills

Mountain of register receipts collapsing

Bickering with Barriers

My teeth are on fire

Is this all? I was so afraid. I always pictured it as being so much worse, and with so much more suffering. This is more like something from a book.... I can do this. I mean, I can die like this. What a relief.... Thank you.

Boogers have absolutely no smell, whatsoever.

I wasn't born, I was congealed.

Shit Box from HELL

Go ahead, gourd head.

She absquatulated with the plutonium!

Drugs had scorched away all his motivation, leaving him with a tired battle against withdrawals.

Lock ze derls, and hope zey don't have ze blastels!

Dreyfuss borrowed a broom from the store where he works. He remembers to return it a month later. At 1:30 am he marches in with the broom, shouting, "I have returned to your final resting place, to use! I mean, I return now the broom for you to it's final resting place! I mean. I now turn this broom to you, I mean return, this broom for you, for to use at this place, until we all shall finally rest in peace!" He was really drunk. Dramatically... "Now I must away with me. Our metropolis is in the clutches of mudman. I mean a mudmin. A madman! And I mean to save it along with you guys too, for you!" Then he leaves and actually has to save the city from a very angry little boy.

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Jim Witt and Ferlin Goolsby go way back. They were both the same branch of the military and served together. They were once friends, buddies, comrades in arms, but there was a falling out. I haven't figured out the details yet, but it was this situation which led to Jims' dishonorable discharge and the source of his shame which makes him a constant suicide in progress. Jim became a sheriff/moonshine runner and Ferlin became President.

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